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Wanda

The Wanda name for a Wiggy is (a)kapale

- also see Names

Washing

Squirrels are very fast, and Humans use slow motion photography to study many squirrel communications and washing procedures.

Washing procedure:
Squirrel cleaning procedure steps 5 thru 7

1. Begins with head. Closes its eyes and rubs its nose. Opens eyes. Repeats several times.
2. Licks and grooms paws and fingers.
3. Forearm is groomed.
4. Face clean.
5. Cleans tail from base to tip.
6. Left flank, grooming and combing down the left leg to its foot.
7. Head brush
8. Right flank.
9. Around ears scrub.

This takes the squirrel eight seconds, after which it will become very nervous and afraid of any hair dryers.

Water

Wiggys primarily drink water, coffee and alcohol.

- also see Amor and Psyche

Waves

As a wiggy condenses from fluff form, it is still moving (as wiggys are waves they cannot stay still in normal circumstances), so it leaves behind a trail that does not condense properly. This is its tail, feathering out into connectivity with the Great One.

Being a waveform is the only true indication that a being has reached enlightenment, being at one with the Sinusoidal flow of the Universe.

In keeping with Wiggys pesky nature, this wave can interfere with any objects and does so occasionally, sometimes this can appear to be random peskiness.

Welsh

The Welsh name for a Wiggy is Gwiwer

- also see Names

Wewerke

The Yiddish name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Wiewiorka

The Polish name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Whispering

If a Wiggy slowly approaches another Wiggy and raises and paw to the other's ear and appears to be whispering something, then please ignore it. Wiggies do not wish to be observed whispering, as they are trying to be secretive.

Most likely they are discussing what horrible fate is about to meet the unsuspecting Human observer.

- also see Auditory Signals

Wiggy / Wiggy Woo

"Squirrel" in Wiggy's own tongue is "Wiggy Woo". The translation of Wiggy Woo into English was popularised by the House Cats. Wiggys, as the most intelligent beings in existence, are composed entirely of fluff and therefore are completely Enlightened.

(1) BDI's
(2) Little Paws (pesky)
(3) Mouth (nibbly)
(4) Tail (fluffy)
[5] Legs

- also see Fluff ball, Names of wiggies in different languages, Tree middle, Beautiful Rodent, Squirrel, Gray, Pesky, Tree Clinging Nibbler, Tree Squirrel

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Woburn Abbey

Woburn Abbey is a beautiful area in Bedfordshire, North of London in the UK. Woburn Abbey is the first location in the UK where a gray squirrel population became stable. 1876 may have been the first introduction of grays into Henbury Park (Cheshire) by Mr Brocklehurst.

By 1920 these squirrels had populated 1350 sq miles of land around Woburn Abbey. In 1903, 1906 and twice in 1908 squirrels were intentionally caught and transported to other areas, and then also sent to London Zoo, from where they were distrubted to at least three other animal centres.

- also see Holland Park, Good Woos!

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