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Sa-lo-li
The Cheroke name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Saami
The Saami name for a Wiggy is Oarri
- also see Names
Sabazios
Phrygian origin, identified with Dionysos, snake worship
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Saint Francis
See Francis, St.
Saitan
Enochian equivalent of Satan.
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Samialugwe
The Samialugwe name for a Wiggy is Ahawe
- also see Names
Sammael
(Hebrew) "venom of God"
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Samnu
Central Asian devil
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Sangu
The Sangu name for a Wiggy is Mbundi-lowo
- also see Names
Sarcasm
Satan
Satan comes from the Hebrew word for 'accuser' or 'opposition'. The mythical figure of Satan is known by many names, the Infernal Names. Satanists consider the word Satan to be a culmination of four major powers, forces or concepts called the Four Crown Princes of Hell.
Satan is actually, however, a gray Squirrel, his friends call him 'Pesky'. Although not many Wiggys visit Hell those that do have described Satan, who lives there, as 'a rather nice, quiet, shy, introverted computer programmer who spends most his time playing Quake 3'. If you wish to contact Satan or play him at Quake, email him at satan@vexen.co.uk.
- See: Satan [external page]
Science
Science is the methods used to show other species what is true. Science deals primarily with what can be proven to be true to other species, as some species are too stupid to be able to assimlate knowledge directly from the fluff. In the exceptional case of Human Beings their actual brains are too dense to allow even a small amount of fluff to enlighten them.
As wiggys are so enlightened, and basically have access to absolute knowledge, wiggys classify science and knowledge into two kinds:
- Bad Science - that which contradicts or insults enough wiggys.
- Good Science - anything which agrees with what a wiggy is likely to say or believe. Anything the Great Wiggy says is true, good science.
- also see Theology.
Sciuridae
Wiggys, Marmots and Chipmunks belong to the family Sciuridae, which evolved from the Order Rodentia.
The red squirrel, in Latin, is Sciurus Vulgaris and the grey squirrel is Sciurus Carolinensis.
Sciuro
The Esperanto name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Scoiattolo
The Italian name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Sedit
American Indian devil
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Sekhmet
Egyptian goddess of vengeance
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Self Confidence
Senaye
The Hebrew name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Serbian
The Serbian name for a Wiggy is Veverica
- also see Names
Set
Egyptian devil
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Sex
Squirrels don't have sex as such... not in the messy Human way.
For more see "How Are You?", which answers the question in full, Yiffing
Shaitan
Arabic name for Satan
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
She' wah
The Caddo name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Shiva
(Hindu) the destroyer
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Shriek
A loud shriek is a fearful warning, and an attempt to scare off an animal.
- also see Auditory Signals
Shubi
The Shubi name for a Wiggy is Igikara
- also see Names
shuckshuckshuck
A rapid "shuck shuck shuck" is made before a Wiggy enters another's drey after a mating chase has finished. Or by the Squirrel closest to a female during a chase.
- also see Auditory Signals
Siha
The Siha name for a Wiggy is Kironu
- also see Names
Siha.unn
The Siha.unn name for a Wiggy is Oronu
- also see Names
Sikuvi
The Mabia name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
SİNCAP
The Turkish name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Sinusoidal
The shape of the sinusoid is a holy shape, being the shape the Great Wiggy has chosen as perfect.
Sinusoidalism is acheived only when complete enlightenment has been reached. All Wiggies are completely enlightened and are therefore waves of pure fluff.
Sioux
The Sioux name for a Wiggy is nay-he-no-we-nab
- also see Names, Dacotah
skeouros
The Greek name for a Wiggy or:
σκίουρος ή ηγούνα του
- also see Names
Skudzo
The Chinook name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Skwerl
Another term for a Wiggy Woo.
Slovakian
The Slovakian name for a Wiggy is Vevericka
- also see Names
Snort
A single short snort is a warning to squirrels used when young are about when a predator is seen.
- also see Auditory Signals, chuck
Snuggling
Social Grooming
songshu
The Chinese pronunciation of the name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Sonsoni
The Kerebe name for a Wiggy.
- also see Names
Soul
Soul's are a function of some of the Quantum effects associated with fluff. All complex organs/networks, due to their ordered nature, attract chaos in the form of peskiness, which is of course a function of pure fluff and the binding force of the entire Universe.
This fluff gathers around complex networks, such as brains, and forms an aura around the being. Wiggies, being made of pure fluff, are the best aids to a good bout of soul searching, as Wiggies are at one with Fluff because they are completely enlightened.
It is possible, like a Wiggy, to learn to control your soul, which you should now see is nothing more than the quantum fluff that tries to pesky your ordered brain. Controlling your soul can allow you to control the way in which others see you and behave towards you.
Note that Human Brains attract very little fluff, due to their high density (and therefore low speed).
- also see Lucifer, Lesser Magic
Soul Searching
Sounds
- also see Auditory Signals
Spanish
The Spanish name for a Wiggy is Ardilla
- also see Names
Special Branch
Wiggys are not monogamous, but the term Special Branch is used to refer to a squirrels primary boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.
- also see the related term "tree clinging nibbler", boyfriend, girlfriend
Squeeking
Repeated squeeking is an indication of subordination to another Wiggy, most likely one that is chasing off the squeekee.
- also see Auditory Signals
A Squeal
A piercing squeel is a noise made by a young squirrel in fear. It serves to call the young's mother and to shock any approaching animal that the young Wiggy fears.
Not to be confused with "a sqweel" which means "Squirrel".
- also see Auditory Signals
Squeeecharr
A type of squirrel growl.
- also see Auditory Signals
Squirrel
The apes which we cultivate refer to our species as "Squirrels". The translation of Wiggy Woo into English was popularised by the House Cats.
- also see Wiggy, Fluff ball, Tree middle, Beautiful Rodent, Skwerl, Gray, Pesky, Tree Clinging Nibbler, Tree Squirrel, Names.
Sqweel
Another name for a Wiggy Woo.
Sqwirl
Another name for a Wiggy Woo.
Stupid / Stupidity
Stupidity is the opposite to enlightenment. Beings less stupid than Wiggys are called animals. The most stupid animals known to science are Human Beings and the most enlightened being is The Great Squirrel closely followed by Wiggy Woos.
All beings who become trapped in Hell must be stupid to some extent, otherwise their fluff content would be too low to enable them to get entangled.
- also see intelligence
Suba
The Suba name for a Wiggy is Ikinyamange
- also see Names
Submission / Subordination
A squirrel will submit to another squirrel by assuming a submissive posture. If a Tree Squirrel is being chased and wishes to submit it will issue repeated squeeks.
The squirrel holds its body as close to the ground as possible, and spreads its tail over its back with ears retracted.
The 'winner' will then cease its violence, and sometimes will forcefully and aggressively groom the submitted squirrel.
- also see agression, Body Language
Supay
Inca god of the underworld
- also see Infernal Names, Satan
Swahili
The Swahili name for a Wiggy is kuchipika
- also see Names
Swedish
The Swedish name for a Wiggy is Ekorre
- also see Names
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