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Factories


There are numerous wiggy factories which produce Robot Squirrels.

Farsi

The Farsi name for a Wiggy is:

سنجاب؛ موش خرما )ج.ش.(؛ سنجاب يا خزموش.

- also see Names

Fasion Statements

A lot of animals adopt fashion statements. These take the form of distinctive spots, odd features, areas of color or other unique features. Human Beings are quite dumb and have little sense of smell, so sometimes fashion statements are required in order to allow Humans to tell us apart.

Fashion statements can be used to trick Humans into thinking you are someone else. Wearing a collar in a lot of cases is succesful in making a Human more loyal to you.

Feeding

- also see Diet

Felis Humanus

Felis has contributed to the galleries, and is a member of the London Furs.

Fenriz

Son of Loki, depicted as a wolf

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Feòrag

The Gaelic name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Finnish

The Finnish name for a Wiggy is Orava

- also see Names

Fipa

The Fipa name for a Wiggy is Insyo

- also see Names

Fluff

The material universe is made out of fluff. Fluff is the lightest substance on all fluffabetical scales, and it is the primary substance. All energy (photons, mass, forces, etc) are products of fluff interacting with fluff.

Wiggy tails are almost pure fluff. Fluff is the substance that bestows intelligence onto creatures, but the denser the fluff the less interaction and effect the fluff can have. Human Brains are the most dense substance known to science.

Humans at the forefront of Quantum mechanics sometimes glimpse at the subtlety and divine nature of fluff. But not often.

- also see Tail Portals, The Great Squirrel and Hell.

Fluffabetical


The site is based around the Wiggy Woo Dictionary. This dictionary is organiszed alphabetically in order for humans to understand it better, rather than in the traditional Wiggy method of fluffabetical.

Fluffabetical is where items are ordered according to density. Naturally "Squirrel Tail" comes first as it is the lightest substance (and therefore the most Enlightened, and "Human Brains" come last, as the most dense substance known to science.

The advantages of Fluffabetical ordering are many. It allows a substances importance, weight, worth, intelligence and cuteness to all be measured just from its position in the Fluffabetical dictionary. In contrast, Human alphabet-ordering does not provide any of this information and only provides a description of the objects material value.

If an unknown object is encountered, a Wiggy will try to move it, and if possible, weigh it. A squirrel's weighing mechanism is well known - its tail. Placing the object on its tail, the squirrel observes how quickly it sinks and therefore knows its density.

Fluffball / Fluff ball


A fluff ball is a stationary Wiggy, and is also is used to refer to squirrels in general. The term is friendly/affectionate.

- also see Wiggy, Squirrel, Tree middle, Beautiful Rodent, Squirrel, Gray, Pesky, Tree Clinging Nibbler, Tree Squirrel.

Food

- also see Diet

St. Francis

Saint Francis is a Christian saint associated with animals, in particular with birds. He is said to have been constantly inspired by animals lack of personal posessions, by bird's happiness, and by their general naturalness.

Saint Francis is also, however, frequently portrayed with a Squirrel by his foot.

Vexen is a fan of St Francis, and has a page all about him: St Francis [external], this page is part of his "White Light Site" which contains essays on inspiration found in white-light religion.

- also see Totem Animals

French

The French name for a Wiggy is Ecureuil

- also see Names

Frisian

The Frisian name for a Wiggy is Iikhoarn

- also see Names

Fuluma

The Zigua name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Furry


Furry is the name given to describe some Human movements; Anthropomorphic Fandom and Furry Lifestylers.

The largest furry gatherings are in the USA, the larger ones approaching 2000 registerd attendees. The LondonFurs are a group in the UK set up by Ia'Kat.

Furrys are disproportionately interested in totem animals, spirit guides, Plushie collecting, animal welfare, animal rights, anthropomorphic art, Anime, Manga, Disney films.

Furry Lifestylers

Furry Lifestylers are a subset of the Furry subculture amongst Humans.

Furry Lifestylers are Humans who take lessons from the animal world. Most Human Lifestylers are therefore non-violent, do not mind being called animals, do not conform to as many stupid social protocols as other Humans and some are not monogamous.

Most Furry Lifestylers choose a particular species that they feel most associated or empathetical with and derive from it much inspiration and energy.

Notorious lifestyler activities include parties, alcohol, computers, wearing collars as well as esoteric scholarly interests such as philosophy, theology, etc, which are popular amongst all subcultures.

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