Zombie Stuff

I sometimes dream of zombies... the following are entries from my dream-diary:

1. Blade 3. A duplicate evil Blade turns lots of scientists into zombies by corrupting their blood. 2003 Feb

2. Arctic Zombies. Dream climaxes with me dying, and writing "We hate you" on a postcard to God. 2003 Aug

3. Yellow Sickness Zombies. Disgusting human zombies start vomiting on people. 2003 Dec

4. Delusional Fear. Strong zombies try to eat me, but my girlfriend tells me they're aspects of a delusion and a court of law tries me for insanity. 2004 Nov

Vexen's Zombie Soundbites:

1. No psychiatrist has managed to cure a zombie of his pathological desire to kill. "Please sit...", "Grrr, Arg"

2. Zombies are not racist. We can learn from them!

3. Zombies are Christians. The proof: When a priest at the last zombie mass proclaimed that Jesus had said "drink my blood and eat my flesh", the congregation strongly agreed and then tried to eat the pastor.

4. Vegan zombie: "Graaaaains"