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Vexen Crabtree

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Vexen Crabtree the gray squirrel
Vexen is a cyborg gray squirrel... and this is all true.


Vexen Interview
How come you can't make squirrel sounds?
"Because I escaped from the factory before my vocals were installed"

How come you can speak English?
"I learnt it"

How come people don't realize you are a squirrel?
"When I escaped from the factory I assumed a Human shapeform from fluff. Because my cybernetics were young they accepted the new shape. It's stuck like that now."

What factory did you escape from?
I don't know where it is. It makes Robot Wiggys.

Why do you like St Francis??
Because he likes squirrels!

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