What is a wiggy tail?
Wiggys are formed from the fluff that makes up the Universe, and can change shape and form and size at will by either expanding or contracting. Dense objects such as Human Beings cannot do this. Or even believe it.
As a wiggy condenses, it is still moving (as wiggys are waves they cannot stay still in normal circumstances), so it leaves behind a trail that did not condense properly. This is its tail, feathering out into connectivity with the Great One.
A wiggy's tail is its source of intelligence, speed, power, disappearability, humour, silliness and also its storage area for its objects.
Some advantages of and notes on Wiggy tails
Predator enticement
When being hunted or followed by predators or Cats, sometimes a Wiggy is too busy to bother properly telling off the hunter or to inform Robosquirrel. At this time the Wiggy will flick its tail, causing the predator to pounce its tail, thereby not harming the Wiggy and simultaneously making the predator look stupid. In the case of Cats, showing them up like this is enough the make them go away and sulk for days, unless a Nuggle is administrated first.
Blankets
Wiggy tails are fantastic blankets, allowing a Wiggy to sleep anywhere and survive very cold weather.
Communication
Squirrels make much use of their tails and ear tufts in communication. Flicks and movements of the tail are the primary form of body language.
Tails are also an important feature that Wiggies use to recognize other Wiggies.
Cutentess
Wiggy tails are perfect for making them look cute. Humans are very easily swayed and controlled by cute animals.
- also see cute = evil
Storage
Whilst rummaging around in a wiggy's tail you are likely to find computer equipment, plushies, lost cats, other wiggys and food.
If whilst in a squirrel tail you come across another wiggy then do not enter its tail. If you do this, you are on the verge of becoming completely and utterly lost, for normal beings can only ever leave a wiggy tail by going through the same series of fluff portals in reverse.
Tail Portals
Squirrels can travel to any part of the Universe by traversing each other's tails. As wiggys are pure fluff, each one is connected to everything by a series of wiggy tails, which can be traversed very quickly by wiggys but which are very hazardous for more dense beings.
If a being that is not as light as fluff then as it enters a wiggy tail drags the tail along with itself, this is imperceptible. This creates an invisible fluff tunnel which is very dangerous, because it cannot break and cannot leave the wiggy tail. Ie, to get yourself out you have to traverse your exact path in reverse. Hopefully you can see that whilst in a wiggy tail you must not start moving into other wiggy tails, because you become hopelessly entangled.
Hell (See dictionary)
Wiggy's tails together form all of the Universe, and the sum total of its consciousness is referred to as The Great One, Great Squirrel, The Universe or sometimes The Fluff of my life.
Hell is where persistent offenders are stored until they absorb enough fluff to become more enlightened. It is a vastly complex series of wiggy tails (whose owners are refered to as Demons).
The Great Squirrel understands that there is only one substance that will not escape Hell, the most dense substance.
"You'll go to hell!" is a threat directed at curious cats or sinners, and is a threat to throw them head first into this complex series of tails.
Wiggys do not often stray far into hell, because although they can survive with no problem (being made of fluff), it isn't seen as a useful place to go.