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Laidler, Keith

Keith Laidler is the author of "Squirrels in Britain" (1980)
ISBN: 0 7153 7825 2
Squirrels in Britain is one of the principal sources behind some of the facts and figures on this site.

- also see Holland Park

Lambya

The Lambya name for a Wiggy is Mbangalamwaha

- also see Names

Langi

The Langi name for a Wiggy is Kinkongo

- also see Names

Latvian

The Latvian name for a Wiggy is Vevere

- also see Names

LaVey, Anton

Anton LaVey is the author of The Satanic Bible and founded the Church of Satan. The Satanic Bible has been used as a reference for many of the Satanic entries.

Legs

Squirrels hind legs are long and powerful for leaping. Their front legs act like shock absorbers to cushion landing, and also used for manipulating objects and typing. A squirrel can fall 10m and remain unhurt.

The front paws have four clawed digits and a small stumpy thumb. Their feet are double jointed. Their hind feet have five clawed digits.

- also see Headquarters

Lema.unn

The Lema.unn name for a Wiggy is Kyichakoro

- also see Names

Lesser Magic

Leviathan

One of the Four Crown Princes of Hell that represent Satan who lives in Hell.

Leviathan is a mythical Wiggy that grew into a large, coiled serpent and swam across the ocean in order to have his evil way with a girlfriend. This means Leviathan used his tail to tickle her without mercy. It didn't mean they had sex, you naughty thing you.

- also see tickling, Satan, Belial, Lucifer

Levitation

Wiggies attain levitation during two activities:

Dancing
Thinking

1. Whilst dancing the cause of levitation is the rythmnic nature of the Wiggies bouncing up and down. Sometimes during particularily energetic, consistent or exciting dancing the Wiggy can appear to be not touching the floor at all. Depending on the frequency and the shutter rate of Human observer's eyes, the Wiggy appears to float in mid air above the dance floor.

If a really popular track comes on in a Squirrel nightclub, everyone on the dance floor appears to rise up, floating. Attaining this level of excitation is a DJ's aim. A good DJ can create this phenomenon once per night.

2. During deep thought, sometimes a Wiggy will become so charged (especially its tail), that it will due to the electromagnetic well forming in its tail, gradually rise above the ground towards less dense atmospheres, say, the air. If the Wiggy does not calm down, write down hir thoughts or drink some alcohol, then the Wiggy can eventually make orbit.

Life expentancy

Captive squirrels have lived 9 years (Red) and 15 years (gray).

Wild squirrels generally live for 5 years.

Ligudwani

The Manda name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Lilith

Hebrew female devil, Adam's first wife who taught him the ropes

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Loki

Teutonic devil

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Lucifer

Lucifer is one of the Four Crown Princes of Hell that represent Satan who lives in Hell.

Lucifer, Luci-fur, means "bringer of fluff", and is the name given to the principal book written by the gray wiggy known as Lucifer. The book was one of the first written of its kind, and was a thesis in English as to how to achieve enlightenment. It was one of the first attempts to bring the Good Woos to the English speaking Earth.

Luhyia

The Luhyia name for a Wiggy is Isiavale

- also see Names

Lukwiri

The Kami name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Lumasaaba

The Lumasaaba name for a Wiggy is Khawuu

- also see Names

Lusoga

The Lusoga name for a Wiggy is Emundhje

- also see Names

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