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Haborym

Hebrew synonym for Satan

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Hairdryers

One of the few arch-enemies of the squirrels are hair dryers. They are not dangerous, par se, but annoying. If a squirrel gets wet, or after washing, the squirrel will make doubly sure they avoid any contact with any hair dryers or other similar implements.

If one of these infernal devices should go off near a freshly washed squirrels, they will automatically and instantly transform into a huge ball of fluff: their tail will expand to ecompass their entire body. This unfortunate and embarrasing state of affairs can only be rectified with bryll cream, something which all squirrels keep in their dreys in great supply.

Hase

The Nata name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Hausa

The Hausa name for a Wiggy is Kurege

- also see Names

Hayup nga daw sa koneho

The Ilongo name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Headquarters

Headquarters, commonly abbreviated to HQ is a Squirrel word for the location where senior components of a organisation base themselves.

The idea is that it is the head of the wiggy that is in charge over its power base, its hindquarters including its powerful legs. The entire Wiggy is then surrounded in its all-encompassing protective tail.

Hebrew

The Hebrew name for a Wiggy is Senaye

- also see Names

Hecate

Greek goddess of the underworld and witchcraft

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Hehe

The Hehe name for a Wiggy is Ihiindi

- also see Names

Hell

Hell is where persistent offenders are stored until they absorb enough fluff to become more enlightened. It is a vastly complex series of wiggy tails (whose owners are refered to as Demons).

The Great Squirrel understands that there is only one substance that will not escape Hell, the most dense substance.

"You'll go to hell!" is a threat directed at curious cats or sinners, and is a threat to throw them head first into this complex series of wiggy tails.

Satan is the admin of Hell. He frequently organizes Quake 3 tournaments, paintball and other games, and can be contacted on satan@vexen.co.uk.

- also see Wiggy Tails, Zoos, Infernal Names, The Four Crown Princes

Hindi

The Hindi name for a Wiggy is Gilahri

- also see Names

Holland Park
London, W11, UK

Keith Laidler says that the best squirrel observations in London can be made in Holland Park. He states he has observed "almost every kind of behaviour in this park; feeding, burying, antagonistic encounters, drey building, social grooming, solitary and social play, mating chases and the rearing of young."

- also see Woburn Abbey

Honneek

The Delaware name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

How Are You

Q. "How are you Vexen?"
A. "This is how I am. First there was mother wiggy and father wiggy. Once, they hugged for a long time and were happy and intertwined their tails. When they parted the hug, their tails seperated and left behind a small amount of excess fluff. That's me. From then I grew up. That's how I am. - Vexen Crabtree"

Huayushi

The Quechua name for a Wiggy.

- also see Names

Human Beings / Humans


Human Beings are one of the more useful creations of the Great Squirrel. Human Beings are the posessor of the most dense substance known to science: The Human Brain. In order for the universe to exist the Great Squirrel must have created two primary substances: The most-dense and the least-dense, with all existence being measured (and therefore existing) on this scale.

It is impossible that something can weigh less than fluff or be more dense than a Human Brain as these things would be unmeasurable, undetectable and therefore would not exist.

Because Human Beings are so mind bogglingly stupid, boring and annoying they have been confined to the planet Earth. For this we must thank The Great Squirrel, because the Humans are truly formidable in their boundless foolishness. Sometimes, even the most intelligent Wiggys underestimate just how ingeniously Human Beings can make things go wrong.

Human Beings are the only beings that are physically unable to pass through Tail Portals or other fluff-based technologies.

Human Brains


The most dense substance known to science is the Human Brain. The Human Brain, on a Fluffabetical scale always comes last.

Hungarian

The Hungarian name for a Wiggy is Mókus

- also see Names

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