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Dacotah

The Dacotah name for a Wiggy is nay-he-no-we-nab

- also see Names, Sioux

Dagon

Philistine avenging devil of the sea

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Damballa

Voodoo serpent god

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Dancing

Wiggies are enthusiastic dancers. The exact dancing procedure varies widely between Wiggies.

Wiggies do not generally dance with other Wiggies, solitary dancing is preferred. Tree Squirrels cannot move backwards, for example, a Squirrel moves up a tree head first, turns around and moves down headfirst. Wiggies cannot reverse. So dancing, if not done properly, will result in a lot of fumbling around - or - simply running up and down the dance floor.

Wiggies when dancing properly (the Wave nature of Squirrels is also important here) will frequently dance in little circles. Like stereotyped native Americans, only with smaller circles.

Although Wiggies are solitary dancers, when space is limited, ie, in a crowded nightclub, Wiggies will often share a circle, with up to six Wiggies dancing in the same circle. If a Wiggy frequents the same nightclub frequently he will learn who else circular dances at the same speed; it is preferable to dance with others of the same speed otherwise dancing in multiple-Wiggy circles results in crashes. And sometimes even accidental Tail Portal Transportation.

Dance is a frequent method of both meditation and practicing for levitation.

Dawida

The Dawida name for a Wiggy is Mkungi

- also see Names

Delaware

The Delaware name for a Wiggy is Honneek

- also see Names

Demons


The Wiggys that maintain Hell are referred to as Demons.

You can easily spot Demonic Wiggies because of their big tails and fluffiness.

There are 77 of these demons; Infernal Names lists them all, the four important ones are the Four Crown Princes of Hell. All of these are ruled by Satan who lives in Hell

The Demons main task is to try and inspire and teach Human Beings, and in many cases they take on Human or half human shapes so that the Humans will understand them more readily.

Demogorgon

Greek name of the devil, it is said should not be known to mortals

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Density


Density is the most important mesurement known to science. It is impossible that something can weigh less than fluff or be more dense than a Human Brain (which always comes at the end of any fluffabetical list).

The less dense something is, the more useful and intelligent it is.

Diabolus

(Greek) "flowing downwards"

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Diet

The diet of the gray squirrel. A gray squirrel will select acorns, primarily, over any other food. They will eat the catkins if no fully formed acorns are available.

Beyond acorns the gray squirrel's diet is similar to the reds. Squirrels are mostly vegetarian, eating all kinds of nut, seeds and fruits, vegetables, fungi, berries, roots, bulbs, tubers, insect and insect eggs, even some small birds are all munched on when available.

Squirrel will collect fungi and lay it out on branches to dry before eating it.

Bones and antlers are even nibbled on.

Also, maize, grain, biscuits, toast, chocolate and sandwiches in general are stolen by wiggies from time to time.

Wiggies do not eat Human Beings or baby Humans just in case whatever dis ease makes them so dense can be assimilated.

Dig / Digging


See Burying.

Dioxin

245T is a chemical spray related to Dioxin.

Divinity

Divinity is that which is associated with the Great Wiggy. For example, fluff is considered to be divine, because the Great Wiggy and all creation are made from it.

Quantum Physics is just beginning to show the world the truth of existence: That fluff is the basis of God, and God is defintely pesky.

- also see theology, science

Doe

The Doe name for a Wiggy is Kifuluma

- also see Names

DOS

DOS, the file operating system produced by Gill Bates and used to found Microsoft's dominance in the Operating System market stands for "Design Of Squirrel", and was initially designed by a Squirrel to embarass some Human beings who kept trying to devise clever obstacles for Wiggys.

- also see "Red Squirrels" for a full entry

Dracula

Romanian name for devil

- also see Infernal Names, Satan

Drey

Wiggy Drey Squirrel homes or nests are known as Dreys. Squirrels can make dreys in a wide range of places, either in trees, on the ground, in bushes, roofs of buildings, etc. Mostly in trees, though.

Squirrels are even better at building nests than birds, and build a waterproof roof, and an inner insulating wall. A squirrel will repair and upkeep old dreys.

In cold whether the squirrel's drey will be several degress warmer than the outside temperature.

Once a squirrel has found an area where it can find food, and has build a drey, it can now look for a mate, raise young, and claim territory.

Drunk / Drunkeness

Wiggy Woos are just as able to get drunk as any other mammal is.

- also see Alcohol

Dutch

The Dutch name for a Wiggy is Egern

- also see Names

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